Played Monopoly with my dad the other night till five am. Games make me hate him and I'm still really tired. Watched a movie this morning. It was so stupid I don't even remember it.

Still have yet to inspect buchou's bed. (Come on, there might be bugs and crumbs you have missed.)

Still have yet to replace the pillow in Fuji-senpai's bed with dirt. Huh.

Looking forward to work. Also huh.

( Tooyama )

I got a flower today and tried a caramel macchiato. One was way better than the other.

Also, uhhhhhh. ATTN KEVIN SMITH: ARE YOU ACTUALLY ON LIVEJOURNAL. If I didn't have to friend you because of work I'd ignore you.

I may or may not be sick and I think I'm craving hot milk.

I am really

really

really

really bored.

The enter key is really good for filling up a livejournal post.

omg zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz taking a nap brb.

( Private )

My fingers are a little twitchy right now. Uh, maybe a lot. uhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't get how certain people are able to drink whole pots of coffee with every meal and still function like a semi-normal human being. I could be wrong.

uhhhh, cappucinos are delicious and i wish people would stop drawing girly shapes in my drinks.

I feel kind of sick. And twitchy. So I'm typing clickclickclick.

Maybe I'll  lay down. Or go for a walk. Or run. Except I didn't earn any laps I think so I won't.

Or I will.

Echizen! Twenty laps for being too awesome. :|





no i don't actually want to run laps. i'm probably just stupid - HA.

I've been spending money and I feel fantastic. I haven't gotten married yet either, which is also fantastic.

but - it's really hot. that is very far from fantastic.

WHATEVER I'M GOING SWIMMING.

Sorry. They shrunk in the wash. You all know you wanted to see my ass anyways.

The good news is, I have more pants. The bad news is, I found the password for this among my socks and have the means to apologize uh over the internet.

W/E. Vegaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas.

Just so certain people are aware: I'm not running in this heat, unless you want to bring back my carcass showered in sparkles

ADJOF'AHFA;KHFADHADKJCJADAFD

SERIOUSLY.

THIS IS JUST STUPID.

don't people talk to each other? i don't want to sit at my computer all freaking day just to know what the hell is going on.

So, like, this thing is a pain to remember and to keep updating because - I mean, seriously - who cares what colours my socks are or what I ate for breakfast or about the latest drunken customer who ohsowillingly dropped into my lap.

I certainly don't.

Other than that stupid hat (hey, Tooyama - you have a thing for dumb hats. Want another?) things have been boring. And stressful, I think. That's the only explanation I've got.

...okay seriously, it's the hat or something is planning on crawling in the window and strangling me. THE WINDOW DOES NOT NEED TO BE OPEN. I'D RATHER MELT.

It's a curse. Disgusting. I hope she gets bored and moves on soon, and they always do.

A poll!

Flamingos:

Devil's Bird?
Pink?
Not Made for Hats?
All of the Above?

You know, poking around Inui-senpai's room makes me wish I'd paid attention in school so that some of this might make sense. But only for a bit and then I go back to making cool drinks for good-looking, mostly drunk customers. That don't even grab my ass. It is great.

But the height thing is getting kind of old. Honestly. Though, I will not hesitate to step on any of you ha.

This is not my fault, so don't come near me. Or the me-me because if everyone else has switched then Inui-senpai has switched and I refuse to suffer because of him. Period. Punishment can wait until I can participate and everything is returned to normal. Which should include laps. Please.

EDIT: wait. Inui-senpai, are you allergic to anything? Anything...fizzy and purple, perhaps?


( Semi-Private to Inui-senpai )


( Private )

I have spent several weeks running laps.

Now, I return as a ghost and will act as Tezuka-buchou's conscience. A guilty. Dead. Conscience.




no actually morons my computer was a shithead.

The best part about Valentine's Day, I think, was our ever reliable security team in pink.

It kind of figures that Friday the 13th is right before - ugh - Valentine's Day.

Hey, Dan - I think I have a friend of yours.

Hello first post of 2009.

Guh.

Tooyama - I've got something to show you once I store up enough patience. Unless you're going to give me rabies, because it's not that important.

Happy New Year and Merry Christmas and everything else I missed.

( Private )

I was at home with my dad again, so I missed the party. I guess you all had fun.

I got myself drunk while the old man complained about not being able to drink. Which was good.

This close to Christmas and New Year's everyone should be getting drunk all the time. Because shopping malls are, ugh, mada mada dane. And so are lights and actually egg nog is nasty too. But we're all working.

No, seriously. I hate shopping.

And I really want a ponta.

Figures the old man would do something stupid so close to Christmas. He's lucky to be able to complain at me, ugh.

My moron of a dad had a heart attack and I needed to be at home. At least this way he might be too drugged to mope or do anything other than eat what mom puts in front of him and read his porno.

Woo, happy holidays and woo, back to work.


[ooc: woo, zen is back. 8D]

I started gelling my hair for some reason I can't remember - maybe so I look like less of a girl with this stupid make-up on. Thanks to who-cares-san's little remarks, I know now that isn't working and I wasted eight bucks.

All I have to do is remember he goes back to wherever he came from on Friday.